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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Star Shards Collected: 169 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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