Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NasrallahsGoneLOL

    NasrallahsGoneLOL
    OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 New Chunks Explored: 215808

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

    Server Name Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
    Platform Minecraft Bedrock
    Server IP insomnia.minecraft.pe
    Port 60272

    About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

    Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

    Join a community-driven world where you can:

    • Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
    • Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
    • Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

    Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Insomniacs SMP? Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
    Is the server community-driven? Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
    Are there survival challenges on the server? Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
    How can I show off my creative builds? You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1767
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

    Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server
    Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Towns Built: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5417 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 867966 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ores Mined: 4212
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Items Found: 4814

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3676 Runes Activated: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2292 Farms Harvested: 834
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Farms Harvested: 760 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 1224

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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