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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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