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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
New Chunks Explored: 930365 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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