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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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