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  • TextMeNot Minecraft Server

    TextMeNot Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never go more than 3 hours without mining diamonds! Our players have to keep each other updated when they find rare ores, always say good morning and goodnight to their virtual pets, and make sure to have at least one session of building epic structures every day.

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  • HouseGateCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

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  • CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking service for single players looking to tie the knot. We have a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect player two in no time. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed marriage officiant, so you can say “I do” in style. Join now and say goodbye to solo mining forever!

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  • PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions

    PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions
    so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.

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  • Testes Oxygen Deprivation – Fertility Decline Study

    Testes Oxygen Deprivation – Fertility Decline Study
    join our epic minecraft server where we cure testes of oxygen deprivation with our magical pixelated land! climb to the highest mountains and experience the lack of oxygen in your testis like never before! but don’t worry, the fertility effects are only temporary and will reverse in just a few months! come join us for a ball-tastic adventure like no other!

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