HobbitBoneCraft 700k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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  • BlockPartyBash

    BlockPartyBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where convicted felons are welcome, as long as they promise to behave around the children. We believe in inclusivity, even if it means risking a little bit of chaos at family gatherings. Come join the fun and see if you can survive the ultimate family showdown in our virtual world!

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  • Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

    Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.

    But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

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  • CraftyPleasures

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    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of pure awesomeness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Build towering castles, create intricate redstone contraptions, or just spend hours fishing for enchanted books in our mystical waters.

    And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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  • NATOcraft: No Putin Veto

    NATOcraft: No Putin Veto
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ PUTIN AINT GOT NO POWER HERE, WE DONT NEED NO VETO FROM HIM! WE GOT A SECRETARY GENERAL WHO SAYS JOIN US OR ELSE PUTIN WILL CRY LIKE A BABY! COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS WITH US, WE’RE TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

    Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!

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