HobbitBoneCraft 700k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

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  • Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

    Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

    Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

    So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

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  • Desert Oasis Survival

    Desert Oasis Survival
    join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

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  • NoBoyfriendNoBed

    NoBoyfriendNoBed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

    Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

    So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

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