Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6761
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	810

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Votes:	4684

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Towns Built:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	527
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8640	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1115
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	113
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8473
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1