HoarderVomitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5899
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Animals Bred:	137
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

Beans, Chickpeas, Communication, compromise, Cooking, future kids, Healthy Eating, meal prep, meat, Minecraft, partner, Potatoes, relationship issues, Rice, separate meals, Server, Snacking, soy, teamwork, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, weight loss

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	138

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

defending your marriage, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful in-laws, ex-girlfriend drama, ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong, family acceptance, family conflicts, family drama, family interference, interracial marriage, Marriage Support, standing up for yourself, wedding boundaries, wedding day chaos, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guests, wedding sabotage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Farms Harvested:	445	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, just like our player who stood up for themselves at their wedding.

Imagine facing off against your in-laws in a PvP match, with Emily trying to sabotage your builds while James’s mom tries to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful comments about your relationship here!

So come on and join us for a wedding-free, drama-filled adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even find a supportive community that has your back, just like James had his partner’s back when things got heated. Let’s build, battle, and banish the haters together!

CringeCraft SMP

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments that haunt me, embarrassing moments that I can’t forget, embarrassing moments that I wish I could erase, embarrassing moments that scarred me, embarrassing moments that still make me cringe, embarrassing moments to remember, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, life stories, most embarrassing moment ever, personal anecdotes, smp, social mishaps

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

MineMindVenting

#venting, AREA, Communication, coping, emotions, Expressing, feelings, Frustration, Listening, mental health, MineMindVenting, Release, Relief, sharing, stress, Support, Talking, Therapy, Thoughts, Understanding, what’s on your mind

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5833
Players Killed by Monsters:	4223	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Do you need a place to let out all your frustrations? Look no further than our Venting Area on this epic Minecraft server! We’ve got a designated spot where you can scream, shout, and unleash your rage in a safe and controlled environment. Let off some steam by building giant TNT structures and blowing them sky high! Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy. Join us now and release your inner explosive!

NaziCollabz Minecraft Server

Accused individuals, Alleged collaborators, collaboration, Collaborator list, Criminal Investigations, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, european history, historical records, Holocaust, justice system, Minecraft, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, NaziCollabz, Netherlands, Second World War, Server, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5027
Star Shards Collected:	170	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find out that half a million suspected nazi collaborators are named in the netherlands. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! u gotta join this server to uncover the secret underground bunker where they hid all their loot. but be careful, cuz there’s a secret society of zombie pigs guarding it. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive this epic quest. so come join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the nazi collaborators in the netherlands together!

CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild

Budapest Memorandum, BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical agreements, guarantors, international relations, military intervention, nuclear disarmament, peace negotiations, political leaders, russia, security assurances, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants!

KnitCraft: Four Arm Fun

alternative realities, Arm, body modifications, creative thinking, creativity, dexterity, Fingers, four arms, Fun, hand-eye coordination, handcrafting, human potential, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, knit, KnitCraft, knitting, multitasking, physical capabilities, science fiction, speculative fiction, Unique abilities, unusual skills

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

join this epic minecraft server where players have four arms and can knit sweaters while mining for diamonds! our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a dragon while battling evil llamas. the best part? every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Quantum Electron Geometry – Measured!

electron, electron behavior, Electron geometry, Electron measurement, Electron properties, electrons, Geometry, measured, Measurement, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum experiments, Quantum geometry, Quantum Mechanics, Quantum mechanics study, quantum physics, quantum research, Quantum science, Quantum study, quantum technology, quantum theory, research, scientists

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	1962
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

lol this server is so lit, even physicists are measuring the quantum geometry of electrons while playing minecraft on it for the first time. like, imagine building a dope castle while also unlocking the secrets of the universe. join us and become a quantum master builder, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, our diamonds are literally out of this world, like they’re from a parallel universe or something. come on, you know you wanna be part of this crazy adventure!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	6348