Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4990	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3421	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Animal Hide and Seek

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3494
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1723
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	229	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5853
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.