| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2723 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2076 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5377 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9555 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2315 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1010 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 237 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1159 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7479 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 5227 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6618 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6731 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8939 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3675 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
