| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6201 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8951 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3832 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1754 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9006 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5694 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 224 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 176 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8425 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 246 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4225 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6331 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5161 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7843 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 73 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9361 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1019 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4639 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6902 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6046 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 100 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 624681 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8342 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
