| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5146 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 290 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8009 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 731 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4684 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 241 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9773 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8556 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5204 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8235 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6431 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1604 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7937 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 204 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 350 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3069 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
