HIV-BlockerCraft

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that experts say it’s like getting a twice-yearly injection that gives you 100% protection against creepers and zombies! it’s like, stunning, bro!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

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  • BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

    BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

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  • Brain Scan Craft

    Brain Scan Craft
    LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

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  • This server is criminally underrated

    This server is criminally underrated

    One Hour One Life Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameOne Hour One Life Minecraft Server
    Features– Unique character generation upon each play session
    – Food consumption for increasing max health
    – Aging mechanics with max health decrease at 60 years
    – Generational gameplay with player offspring
    – Moderated server with anti-griefing measures
    – Allows for roleplaying with different skins and names
    Server IPplay.1hour1life.net

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    How does the character generation work?Every time you play, you are born with a new name, surname, skin, gender, and have only two hearts of health.
    How can I increase my max health?Consuming different kinds of food will increase your max health. There are 40 edibles in the game.
    What happens when I reach 60 years?At 60 years, you will start losing max health until you have none left.
    Can new players spawn as my children?Yes, new players will spawn as your children and eventually grow up to have children of their own.
    Is the server popular?The server has been running for years but may not be as widely known. It has moderators, anti-griefing measures, and allows for roleplaying.

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  • YogaMatWars Minecraft Server

    YogaMatWars Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as flexible as a yogi in Sukhasana? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all levels of players, even those who need to take a breather and practice their Ujjayi breath to avoid feeling dizzy. Plus, we have staggered rows just like in a yoga class, so you’ll never feel crowded by other players.

    But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.

    Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!

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  • WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed
    Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

    Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

    So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

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