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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Emeralds Found:	807

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5069	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	344	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	8891	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2402	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Votes:	1330
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	6118	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18