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IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7914
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Farms Harvested:	936	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	594127
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6587
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	6054

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7585	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	9252	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Animals Bred:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5