lolz u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like if hitler offered u a peace treaty but u said nah let’s fight instead! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more united than the allies in WWII. come join us and let’s make minecraft history together! #sorrynotsorry #hitlerpeace #minecraftmadness
Hitler’s Neutrality: Better Minecraft Server
InvyCraft
About the Server: Server Type Vanilla Fabric Availability 24/7 uptime Playstyle Chill, building-focused SMP Mods/Plugins Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience What We’re Looking For Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects FAQ:
1. How can I join the server?
You can message us on Discord with your builds to be considered for the server. Our Discord username is St3ntor.
2. When will the SMP open?
The server will open when we find enough players to start the SMP.
3. What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?
The server is a vanilla SMP with a focus on building and large-scale projects. It is a chill and relaxed environment for advanced builders.
4. Are there any rules on the server?
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.
BarCraftBedWars
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life like this crazy story! Join us for some hilarious adventures and build your own virtual world where you can hug your blocky husband without interruptions from random sergeants named Arthur.Reasons to join our server:
1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house.
2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging.
3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun!
4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
KremlinCraft: Putin vs Trump
so, like, u know putin right? he’s like, super worried about russia’s economy and stuff. but then trump comes in and he’s all like, “let’s make a deal with ukraine!” and putin’s like, “whaaaaat?!” it’s like a soap opera but with world leaders.anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!
Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!
ExGrannyGiftGate
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy ex drama that will keep you entertained for hours!Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!