HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Dragon Eggs Found:	5139	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	18	Enchantments Applied:	250
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6299
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Potions Brewed:	120	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	1919	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kid to Adult Cuisine

acquired taste, Adult, adventurous eating, broadening horizons, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, cuisine, culinary adventures, evolving tastes, expanding palate, experimenting with food, Food, food discovery, food exploration, food preferences, Kid, new foods, picky eater, taste buds, trying new things, unexpected favorites

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	7413	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”