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TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	503	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	380561
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5512	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	107	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3750	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	2997	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2