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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8314 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.
And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.
So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!