His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1693	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SuperCraftyHeroes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

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We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2842	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1706
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8776
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1977	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.