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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	1497	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	558
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
New Chunks Explored:	788940	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3552

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3