HiRyS’ Minecraft SMP Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Animals Bred:	57	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, for starters, we have scuffed cheebcar racing that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our announcements are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have a remix of the “Moment of my Life” that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get us started on the carbonated love stream – it’s a must-watch!

Join now for exclusive merch like smelly Cheeb eurobeat gear and Promise Anniversary goodies. And if that’s not enough, we have a mini series featuring me and my bean wife – it’s a love story for the ages.

But that’s not all – we have plushies, acrylics, voice packs, and even a jet tag for all your merch needs. And let’s not forget about our outrageous stories and insane events that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget! Just remember, don’t feed the cheebs. Trust us, it’s for your own safety.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6062
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyCrashLand

Airline (Industry), airplane accident, aviation regulations, aviation safety, aviation tragedy, CraftyCrashLand, D.C. Plane Crash, emergency response, Figure Skating Community, flight crew, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Jet Crash, national tragedy, passenger list, Russian Figure Skaters, safety protocols, Tragedy, US Figure Skaters, washington d.c.

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the craziest minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u should join. so get this, our server is so lit that even US and russian figure skaters are playing on it. yep, u heard that right. they were on a plane crash but luckily they survived and now they play minecraft on our server to cope with the trauma. u wanna be part of this wild ride? join now and be part of the madness!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

How I Survived The Minecraft Mafia, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Discovered a Minecraft Sky Civilization, I Mastered Minecraft Combat, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu banned, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu pvp, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1620
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	954	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Items Found:	3726	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	826
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ores Mined:	6623
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?