Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7177
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	5757	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1247
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	558
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	821327
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	9108	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragons Tamed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	578
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	1290