HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Afghanistan, assault, discrimination, empowerment, extremism, feminism, gender inequality, Harassment, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islam, Justice, Minecraft, Misogyny, Oppression, Server, sexual assault, social justice, Taliban, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5056
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4278
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Votes:	2689	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7538

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	96	Runes Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchantments Applied:	211	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	473917
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Star Shards Collected:	149
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Items Found:	7971	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!