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Players: 102/900 Votes: 2648
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 158
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Magic Crystals Found: 7
Mines Excavated: 1448 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4593
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3643
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9867 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8754
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Animals Bred: 110 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4697
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 730
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 357
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 92 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4753
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Crops Grown: 5274

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5525
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Towns Built: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3227
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 864
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3647
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Villages Defended: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9405
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4915 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1981
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7586
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 613
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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  • TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

    TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2428
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Votes: 7625 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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