High on Minecraft: Intoxicated Drug Server – Where roleplay meets factions and McMMO!

#pd, avidity gaming, Bank, base, Casino, Competition, Cops, DEA, DRUG, evolution gaming, Factions, Griefs, HIGH, Hospital, hustle, intoxicated, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Other, PvP, Raiding, Raids, real estate, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Twist, Wilds

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	823773
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	3195	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

server-ip	play.intox-mc.net

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Intoxicated?	Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?	The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?	Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?	Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8886

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	6332
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1967
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

BlockyBetrayal

#revelation, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, discovery, eye-opening, facade, false pretenses, hidden motives, realization, relationships, shock, Trust, Truth, Uncovering, unexpected

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server, only to realize that your fellow players are actually creepers in disguise? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and uncover the shocking truth about your fellow players – maybe that friendly villager is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon, or perhaps that pesky skeleton is just misunderstood and really just wants to be friends!

Embark on epic quests, uncover hidden secrets, and forge alliances with unlikely allies as you navigate the treacherous world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover that the person you thought was your best friend is actually a master builder who’s been secretly sabotaging your creations all along!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard

Acquisition, global trade, Hanwha, Hanwha acquisition, Hanwha investment, international acquisition, Korean business, Korean business expansion, korean economy, Korean expansion, Korean investment, Korean investment in U.S., Korean shipbuilder, Korean shipbuilding industry, maritime industry, Philly Shipyard, Philly Shipyard acquisition, PhillyCraft, shipbuilding industry, Shipyard, U.S. manufacturing, U.S. shipbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7820

lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

Pixel Villain Connection

association, Behavior, character analysis, Connection, dark personalities, dark traits, fictional characters, fictional figures, fictional relationships, heightened, INDIVIDUALS, Motivations, Personalities, personality traits, PIXEL, Psychology, Reflection, self-perception, VALUES, view, Villain

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can connect with ur dark side and become one with ur fave fictional characters! like, u can be besties with Darth Vader or chill with Voldemort, it’s lit fam. plus, u can explore ur own values and motivations while building epic structures and slaying dragons. don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now!

What is the IP for More Lachlan Minecraft Server?

battle royal, battle royale, big, chapter 1, chapter 4, duos, epic games, esports, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, fortniteupdate, games, Gaming, has, is here, lachlan, lachy, lachydachy, laclan, lacy, made, Minecraft, mistake, new season, og fortnite, OG Season 1, poggies, power, Problem, PUBG, pwr, ranked, rlcs, rocketleague, season 1, Server, update, video games, warzone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Anarchic, banter, bedrock, BROKE, chaotic, Community Based, Door, funny, Griefing, hidden treasures, java, Pigman, PvP, rule breaking, semi anarchy, Survival, trolling, Unique, Unpredictable, unwelcoming, zombie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Host	lawlessmc.com
Rules	No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind.
Warning	Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is casual and not taken seriously, with unpredictable events and gameplay.
Can players be banned?	Players can be banned for cheating, using hacked clients, or if the admins don’t like them.
Is the chat moderated?	No, the chat is unmoderated, so be cautious if you are a parent considering the server for your children.

Wild Kemono Friends 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, chances, COMEBACK, Community, Disappointment, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Franchise, Friends, Hope, Kemono, kemono friends, Revival, Rumors, series, speculation, Support, uncertainty, Wild

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1219
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Bruh, forget about that lame Kemono Friends, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated animals that actually do cool stuff like dance the Macarena and sing Taylor Swift songs.

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with less fire and more glowstone.

Plus, we have custom-built roller coasters that go through the End dimension and past a dragon’s lair. It’s like Six Flags on steroids, bro.

So ditch the dead anime and come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Kemono Friends when you can have blocky buddies and epic adventures?

Spoil My Minecraft SMP with Manga Series

chibi, goofy, Hit, issue 14, Manga, manga art style, manga characters, manga climax, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga storyline, manga twists, Minecraft, mum, series, smp, Spoil, spoilers, stopped reading, umaru

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6119
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting spoiled is your fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that manga series you mentioned.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening. We’ve got secret underground bases, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who thinks he’s a knight in shining armor.

And don’t worry about missing out on any manga spoilers here – our players are too busy building giant statues of anime characters and reenacting their favorite scenes with pixel art. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make that time when the protagonist accidentally turned his mom into a chibi Umaru look like child’s play.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only thing getting spoiled is your appetite for adventure!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.