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CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	4053
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	192
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	748	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Armor Forged:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	2564	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3206
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	188
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	780
Farms Harvested:	760	Votes:	999
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9760