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DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	4997	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	135

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	New Chunks Explored:	580023
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	4908
Crops Grown:	4904	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	9056	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6034
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Crystal Wands Charged:	13