| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5790 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7254 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7730 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3404 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3909 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 |
| Animals Bred: | 89 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4805 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7128 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7989 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6312 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7936 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6008 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9503 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9486 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 142185 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 209 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 241 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9758 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8279 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 644 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 530 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
