Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	62	Crops Grown:	4533

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ores Mined:	1193	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	1426

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	559	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	200
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.