Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6520	Farms Harvested:	569
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Armor Forged:	18

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Votes:	7485	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	6808
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5071	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	8071
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	2049
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Votes:	1316
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	67
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	111	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!