HezogCraft: No More Creepers! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8519
Animals Bred:	75	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Potions Brewed:	161
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	535319	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Votes:	927
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5822	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	4952
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	157	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	287582
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	8661
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Towns Built:	9
Crops Grown:	1353	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

dandev.online

Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	6291
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.