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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8384 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.
