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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4025 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.