lol imagine if that happened in our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly you’re in the middle of a battle between IDF and Hezbollah, trying to survive and build your own base while dodging airstrikes and explosions. it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers. join now for the most intense and insane gameplay experience ever! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft, amirite?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 819714 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 181 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Emeralds Found: 8325 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 808
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 299 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY