HezboSmashCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Davidscloud: Where even the creepers get together for a tea party! Join now! 😂

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About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account. Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows.

Got questions?
Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132 For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQ

Q: How do I protect my buildings on the server?

A: You can protect your buildings by claiming blocks using our grief prevention system. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime.

Q: Are pets protected on the server?

A: Yes, pets are also protected in the same fashion as your claimed blocks.

Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock version?

A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.

Q: What additional worlds are available on the server?

A: In addition to the traditional Survival world, we have an Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible via our Hub.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can join our Discord server to learn about commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelPoke – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of collecting trainers instead of Pokémon! Join us for real-time battles and outrageous adventures that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like a pro, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will have you hatching the most epic creatures you’ve ever seen.

And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet Info – it’s so legendary, it’ll make your head spin! Plus, our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ is so top secret, you’ll feel like a spy just reading it.

Join us for upcoming events that will blow your mind, and don’t forget to check out our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – it’s so lit, you’ll be dancing in your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	4498
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoneyMakin’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your personal information will be kept safe and sound! Unlike some people who think it’s okay to share your salary with the whole world, we understand the importance of privacy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret society dedicated to keeping your salary a secret. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can keep their salary under wraps.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t tell anyone how much you make, or you might end up in hot water like poor old Mrs. Pickle Ball over here. Let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and most importantly, keep it private. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7450	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WifeCraftJobForce

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing responsibilities just like a marriage! Join us for the ultimate challenge of balancing work, chores, and pet care in a virtual world.

Are you tired of carrying the load while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, everyone pulls their weight or faces the consequences – just like in real life!

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect job for your virtual spouse, all while maintaining a clean virtual home and keeping your virtual pets happy. Will they finally accept a job offer or will you have to make the tough decision to leave them behind?

Join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life relationships? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GhostlySigns Minecraft SMP

#spiritual guidance, afterlife communication, angelic visitation, comforting presence, connecting with spirits, coping with loss, deceased loved one, divine intervention, Eternal Love, GhostlySigns, grief support, guardian angels, Life after death., messages from heaven, Minecraft, paranormal activity, Psychic Medium, Signs and Symbols, signs from beyond, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, supernatural experiences

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8408
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CelebCraft: DiddyDownfall

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some juicy drama to keep you entertained while you mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Players Killed by Monsters:	5345
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server currently in beta?	Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta.
How long has the server been in development?	More than 7 months of dedicated development.
What can players expect from the gameplay experience?	A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment.
How can players provide feedback or suggestions?	Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, consent, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape awareness, rape culture, rape prevention, Server, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual violence, victim blaming, violence against women, women’s advocacy, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.

So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Stephanie’s SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TballMomDramaCraft

AITAH, Arguing, baseball, child’s activities, Equipment, ex wife, family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, pink glove, pink glove controversy, play correctly, proper equipment, proper technique, Right hand, right-handed, sports, Sportsmanship, T-ball, T-ball league, TballMomDramaCraft

Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!

On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!

Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!

So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	290
Players Killed by Monsters:	341	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

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Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Potions Brewed:	55
Emeralds Found:	7023	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyTimeMachine

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If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play. Join us for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come. So what are you waiting for? Time travel your way to our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8409	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoomCoastCraft

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a floating megabomb dat just be chillin near da English coast. like, who wouldn’t wanna see dat? it’s like a fireworks show but way more dangerous and exciting.

Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all da coolest players hang out. we got diamond armor for days and a never-ending supply of enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that roams the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? yeah, we’re pretty much unstoppable.

So come join us on dis epic adventure and see what all da hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	7844
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3