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Block Busters Minecraft Server

Anal, autism, BLOCK, Boundaries, bullying, Busters, Cancer, compassion, consent, controversial, cyberbullying, Deepthroat, Empathy, Ethics, inappropriate, mental health, Minecraft, morality, parenting, patient, Server, sexual, social responsibility, taboo, victim blaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.

November 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	112
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft XIV: Dawntrail SMP General

Balmung, Blue Ruin, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Empy, Events, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garlemald, general, ghost stories, GLADIATOR, Halicarnassus, Lavender Beds, LB Ward 20, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Plot 1, primal, Resources, SEASON 2, Shared FATE meetup, smp, Spiderman, Spooky Club, Tertium, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane events, and wacky meetups that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget about boring patch notes, we’ve got patch notes that will make your head spin! Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? We’ve got them all, and they’re more epic than ever before. Plus, our future meetups and events are so wild, you’ll think you’ve entered a whole new dimension.

From watching Spiderman movies on Ultros to sharing ghost stories on Halicarnassus, our events are always a blast. And don’t even get us started on our drive-in movie nights and watch parties – they’re so epic, you’ll never want to leave!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget!

November 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CoinCourts

Challenges, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to coin courts! a minecraft purge server. Join us in building your own base anywhere on our map! Collect unique pets and tags And compete against other players on the weekends during the purge!

coincourts.net

November 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	345
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, constructive responses, controlling emotions, de-escalation techniques, effective communication, emotional control, emotional intelligence, expressing emotions, handling frustration, keeping cool, Madcraft, maintaining composure, managing anger, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, positive communication, replying without sounding mad, responding calmly, Server, staying calm, tone of voice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

November 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

li is kill? Minecraft SMP

Anonymous Communication, cock.li, cyber attack, dark web, data breach, email provider, email service, HACKING, internet, internet censorship, is kill, kill, li, Minecraft, online communication, online privacy, privacy, SECURITY, server down, smp, Spam, tech support, technical issues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading monopoly, and only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, if Cock.li is kill, then our server is the ultimate resurrection of fun and madness!

November 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What are Minecraft servers like NormalSMP ?

Adventure, Balanced, base building, Biomes, Challenges, Community, creativity, donator ranks, Economy, Engaging, exclusive perks, Exploration, Fair Play, Grief Protection, Land Claim, player-driven, PvE, PvP, skill levels, Survival, teamwork

EcoCityCraft: This server focuses on a player-driven economy and community involvement, similar to NormalSMP. With a strong emphasis on building and collaboration, EcoCityCraft offers a unique experience for players looking for a server with a strong sense of community.
HermitCraft: Known for its focus on creativity and collaboration, HermitCraft is a popular server among Minecraft players. With a diverse group of content creators and a thriving community, HermitCraft offers players a chance to immerse themselves in a world of building, exploration, and adventure.
TheArchon: TheArchon is a server that offers a variety of game modes, including survival, factions, and skyblock. With a strong emphasis on player interaction and competition, TheArchon provides a unique experience for players looking for a server with a mix of survival and PvP elements.
The Hive: The Hive is a server that offers a wide range of mini-games and events for players to enjoy. With a focus on fun and excitement, The Hive provides players with a diverse and engaging experience that is similar to the community-focused gameplay of NormalSMP.

Overall, if you enjoy the immersive and engaging experience of NormalSMP, these similar Minecraft servers are sure to provide you with hours of entertainment and excitement. Check them out today and start your next adventure in the world of Minecraft!

108.181.90.11:25505

November 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kiwi Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Clans, IP play.mckiwi.ru, Kiwi Minecraft Server, MCMMO, Minecraft, Server, Stable Economy, statistics, Version 1.18.1

Kiwi Minecraft Server is a server with a long history that has been making the Minecraft game BETTER for 8 years!

Clans, statistics, mcMMO, stable economy – this is what makes our server truly unique!

Version: 1.18.1

IP: play.mckiwi.ru

45.93.200.46:25588

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trump Supporter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, conflicting beliefs, consent, controversial, deal breakers, Decision making, Ethics, extremism, January 6, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, personal boundaries, personal values, political alignment, Politics, red flags, relationships, Server, sexual encounters, sexual offer, supporter, trump, Trump supporter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for all our players!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious figure approaches you. She offers to…uh, provide some special services, but here’s the catch – she’s a hardcore Trump supporter. Like, full-on MAGA crazy. And get this, she actually supported the actions of the January 6th rioters.

Now, we know what you’re thinking – why would anyone want to get involved with someone like that? But hey, this is Minecraft, anything can happen! So, are you brave enough to take the plunge and see what this wild ride has in store for you? Join our server now and find out! (Disclaimer: we do not actually condone any of the actions mentioned above, this is all just for fun and laughs!)

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	614	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

November 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

It Society

active community, Adventure, Biomes, building, cars, Challenges, Community, Competitions, construction, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Events, Factions, fun experiences, gta v, MCMMO, Mods, Passion, PvP, role playing, Skyblock, Story, Survival

Welcome to Your Society Community!

Are you ready to dive into a world of adventure and community? With us, we offer a fantastic platform where you can experience both Minecraft and FiveM in the best way!

Minecraft: Explore countless biomes, build impressive structures, and collaborate with our friendly players in exciting construction projects and survival challenges. Our servers are filled with unique mods and activities to keep you engaged and inspired.

FiveM: Experience a new dimension of GTA V with our FiveM servers, where you can participate in realistic role-playing games, drive amazing cars and create your own story with other players. Our community is dedicated to providing you with a fun and inclusive experience.

Why choose us?

A supportive and active community Frequent events and competitions Professional and reliable servers Opportunities to engage and contribute to the development of our servers Come and become part of Dit Society Community, where we share the passion for games and fun experiences! We look forward to seeing you in the game!

mc.ditsociety.dk

November 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	3183

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Brazilian Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Brazil, Brazilian, brics, BRICS support, Citizens, competitive spirit, football, global politics, Incompetence, internet activism, internet shilling, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, nationalistic behavior, Party, pride, sense of incompetence, sense of nationalism, sense of pride, sense of underestimation, Server, underestimation, West

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we invite players from Brazil not because they’re helpful, but because their citizens will flood the internet with BRICS propaganda out of pure nationalism! And let’s not forget, they’ll make us look so incompetent that the western players will underestimate us completely. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and unexpected alliances, where even the most absurd strategies can lead to victory! Who needs football skills when you have Minecraft mastery? Let’s show the world what we’re made of, one block at a time!

November 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

November 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AtlanticMC Network

AtlanticMC Network, Cobblemon, Minecraft, Modality, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

Minecraft server with multiple modalities like Cobblemon and soon we will open new unique modalities.

It would help us a lot if you connect to the server to test our modalities

atlanticmc.club

November 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rejected Minecraft Server

arguments, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, denial, Disappointment, Drama, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, lady, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, REJECTED, rejection, rejection reasons, relationships, self worth, Server, trish

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

November 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2717
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

bannable offense, banned, Board, community guidelines, cyberbullying, digital interactions, disrespectful behavior., forum, inappropriate language, internet, MARK, Minecraft, Moderation, online communication, online etiquette, online forums, Online platforms, rules, smp, social media, Spamming, trolling, user behavior

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

November 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.