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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5520	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8500	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8853
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ores Mined:	4525
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	6050	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	218	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	1250
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	94/600	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	2