come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than lebanon’s hezbollah! we got so many crazy battles that even the US and Europe are warning us to chill out before we start a wider mideast war! but don’t worry, we’re just here to have a blast and make some epic memories. join now before we accidentally start world war 3!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

    Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
    Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
    Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
    Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
    Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
    How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5353 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 102 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4162
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dimension Hops: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 129 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3718
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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