come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than lebanon’s hezbollah! we got so many crazy battles that even the US and Europe are warning us to chill out before we start a wider mideast war! but don’t worry, we’re just here to have a blast and make some epic memories. join now before we accidentally start world war 3!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

    Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
    Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
    Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
    Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
    Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
    How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 3127
    Emeralds Found: 7417 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Animals Bred: 93 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9988
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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