Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, just like Israel launching strikes on Hezbollah, except instead of bombs we drop mad blocks and explosions are just fireworks in the sky, bro! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz why not? Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow sh*t up together!
HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
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Rent-A-Bro’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family group chat? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t steal your diamonds because he’s too busy begging for rent money.Our server is so wild, even your unemployed 54-year-old brother who got his apartment through KARM will be begging for a spot. Who needs rent money when you can mine for diamonds and build your dream house?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next.
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CraftyCreeper27
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be questioning is how you survived that creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the fake stories on our server!Looking for a partner in crime? Look no further, as our players have mastered the art of storytelling – just like the guy who couldn’t keep his story straight about meeting his “friend”! Who needs trust when you have epic tales of deception to uncover?
But don’t worry, we promise not to gaslight you like that guy did to his poor girlfriend. Our community is all about honesty and transparency, except when it comes to hiding diamonds – those are fair game!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies, forging new friendships, and maybe even messaging a friend to confirm nothing shady is going on. Who needs relationship drama when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?
Join us today and remember, it’s not about the destination, it’s about the insane stories you’ll tell along the way!
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BlockParty2020
Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers! Will the chicken finally get its revenge for all the eggs stolen? Only time will tell on our server!But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves!
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have a special event where players can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at flying cows. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable events in Minecraft history!
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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!
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Split Screen Squad
so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.
and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.