HezbollahHaterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	8680
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	8927	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	7271
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crops Grown:	7857
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	130
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	4

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ores Mined:	1583	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3684	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Votes:	446	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0