HezbollahGoneBoomCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	263035	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5912
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	New Chunks Explored:	414014
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Emeralds Found:	2149	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	1468
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mines Excavated:	2652
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
New Chunks Explored:	710382	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	4387
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4911
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	1036	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12