yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 New Chunks Explored: 296416
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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