Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework on da 4th of july. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and zombies dat dance like they at a rave. plus, our moderators are like superheroes, flying around and saving players from griefers like they’re in a comic book.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

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  • PastaWindowMinecraftSMP

    PastaWindowMinecraftSMP
    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got pasta everywhere, like literally, there’s pasta blocks, pasta mobs, pasta biomes, you name it! And the best part is, we don’t trust pasta, like at all. That’s why we have windows on all the pasta boxes, just to make sure there’s actually pasta inside. I mean, who knows what could be lurking in there, right? So come join us and let’s explore this wacky pasta-filled world together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • FutureFlicksMC

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is like the psychic friend you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a mind-blowing revelation about the future.

    Remember that time you watched that movie and thought, “Wow, this is totally gonna happen in real life”? Well, on our server, every movie or TV show feels like a prophecy come true. From aliens invading to time-traveling dinosaurs, you never know what crazy scenario you’ll stumble upon next.

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  • GazaExitCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved

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  • DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon

    DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon
    join our epic minecraft server where drones are not only weaponized, but they also shoot out rainbow lasers that turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! 🌈🐇

    imagine flying around on a drone shooting rainbows at your friends and turning them into cute little bunnies hopping around the map. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds, then come join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. who needs swords and armor when you have rainbow-shooting drones?

    plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new bunny friends. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the rainbow drones reign supreme! 🌈🚁🐇

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  • BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare

    BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have no evidence of boring stuff like maternal sickness causing autism! we have crazy genetics, pollution, and healthcare access that will blow your mind!

    our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding a pig and battling creepers with your bare hands.

    we have insane stories like a zombie apocalypse where the only cure is building a giant cake made of gold blocks.

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