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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4455 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.
also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?