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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8451 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.
also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?