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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6865	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	157	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3333
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Star Shards Collected:	240	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8229	Magic Crystals Found:	16