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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ores Mined:	4710
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Votes:	6506
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	730988
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1035
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	4027
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	636
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	180	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8505	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3